What's Inside: Trekking
with Dr. Bev Help Break
the Gridlock Fall,
Winter and Spring Debauchery Events Calendar
Dr. Beverly's
2000 Social Calendar Recap (Summer Addendum)
The Outcycler
is the newsletter for the Windy City Cycling Club, a
predominantly lesbian and gay recreational club whose
main purpose is to use the bicycle as a means of staying
in shape, getting outdoors, and socializing with other
members. Please visit our website for more
information: wccc.iscool.net. "...despite its growing
international reputation as the gaylesbitrans-
questioning entertainment and social mecca of the
Midwest, the Saugatuck/ Douglas/ Fennville area has not
yet arranged to accommodate guests in the Helmsley
tradition."
"As an organized bicycling organization, I think its time for us to step up to the plate and lend a hand, a voice, a pen..." "Did you know that in Illinois, despite being subject to the same traffic laws as motor vehicles, bicyclists are not intended users of roads?" |
by Dr. Beverly Morgan-Parke Greetings, My Dears! May I be the first to welcome you to the dawning of the fabulous Windy City Cycling Club Fall and Winter Social Season 2000-2001! I hope you have carefully stored away your bicycles and cycling shorts for the cold winter months. Be sure that your tires are stored off the ground - to avoid unnecessary flats. (I always try to avoid unnecessary flats, especially in the evening. As Im sure you know, however, this is not always possible during the long winter in Chicago. Thats why they invented limousines. Remember: If you are not showing off a bit of ankle and calf - especially after all of the work youve done - you have fallen short. Someone always must always maintain the standards . . .) Here in the heart of Gods country, a girl can never take too much time in choosing between sensible and stunning. Of course, we must be reasonable. As the winter months approach, please remember that a light dusting of snow often masks the most treacherous of ice patches! And, before you store your cycling shorts for the season, please be sure to cleanse every trace of embedded perspiration from this vulnerable cloth (You may, of course, set aside one pair for special occasions). (Pardon me for a moment . . . I must blot. Such talk of fabric care always makes me glisten. Could you freshen this for me hon? Mandarin, of course. Must you still ask?) I hope that each of you enjoyed this faaaabulous summer. Please accept my sincere apologies for not joining in the festivities at Campy Camping III. Antonio was surprised to find out that, despite its growing international reputation as the gaylesbitransquestioning entertainment and social mecca of the Midwest, the Saugatuck/Douglas/Fennville area has not yet arranged to accommodate guests in the Helmsley tradition. In any case, as fate would have it, at the last possible moment he reminded me of a previous commitment I had made to attend one of those quintessentially American and unmistakably ubiquitous traditions: The Family Reunion. Originally planned as a four-day Presidents Day weekend at the Hotel Allegro (with private banquets at Tru, Charlie Trotters, La Francais, Spiaggia, and Carlos), the dear souls had to abruptly re-arrange their plans early this spring. It seems most of Dear Berts brothers had invested their vacation funds in technology stocks. (Remember, my dears, a true lady never plants all of the seeds of her success in one field. Evidently, some of you girls learned this lesson on your own some years ago.) Moreover, we needed to reschedule this event in late August to accommodate the special needs of Dear Berts Grand Aunt, Delores Myshepherd. The Buckle on the Bible Belt, Aunt Delores has lived for the past several years in Sun City, where she moved from her home town of Sacred Heart, Missouri after the passing of her husband in 1980. She plans her annual excursion to Chicago every year when the Greyhound round-trip fare drops to $69.00. Initially, she had considered taking Amtrak, after hearing about their offer of a free trip for customers who were not satisfied. But, her parents had taught her long ago that its better not to say anything unless she had something nice to say and - above all - never to complain. Besides, she likes to stop in all of those small towns and look around for new places to eat lunch. (And, she has never quite grown accustomed to holding onto her dining tray and water glass throughout an entire meal.) As it turned out, the in-laws were able to reschedule the event as a day-long picnic at the lovely Villa Park home of my cousin, Julianne Salad of Celery Root (Oooh, toss that salad, girlfriend), Tennessee. A former waitress at the former LEscargot on Halsted, she now sells Amway products and works as a part-time receptionist for Home Depot. I spent the lovely afternoon reclining on the chaise lounge on their back patio; sipping a Cosmopolitan (need you ask? Mandarin, of course) and assiduously declining the generous offerings of Ruffles with French Onion Dip and Triscuits with Cheez Whiz (How do they put all of that substance into an aerosol can? And, why, for goodness sake, cant someone find comparable method of dispensing hair fixative?) Pausing between sips (and lip-gloss touch-ups), I had the opportunity to greet my niece, Marci Morgan. A sophomore at South Dakota State University -Vermillion campus, she was delighted to regale me with the story of her latest project. Wearing the Morgan Family T-shirt (a snappy number in black Shantung silk with the Morgan family crest hand-sewn neatly above the breast pocket - Antonio had squeezed the re-design into his schedule at the last minute. What is possesses these people? 50/50 cotton polyester? Does no one care about skin allergies?), she kneeled beside me, bubbling over with enthusiasm and excitement. Evidently, she and a few of her dorm-mates had recently gathered at the Vermillion Megaplex (a 64-screen theater electronics superstore, and retail distribution center built on the old Johnson farm) for the screening of The Eyes of Tammy Faye, a first-run documentary. Ever since shed first heard about Alpha Gamma Delta last spring, Marci knew the highest priority on her fall schedule would be rushing this popular sorority. Known across the plains by its stellar reputation for community service, AGD members had asked each pledge to come up with a unique way of serving the less-fortunate of greater Vermillion. Having searched all summer for inspiration, Marci had finally seized upon The Perfect Idea, while watching this unfortunate soul reveal her most personal (and unflattering) blemishes in front of the camera. It seems that Ms. Baker has a very strong, long-standing personal belief that the eyes are the window to the soul (I have always found a nicely-done set of nails to be equally telling). In any case, whenever someone close to her departs for That Great Runway in the Sky, she asks their surviving relatives for permission to keep their eyeglasses. During the final credits, Marci announced her intentions: She would make a similar request of her aunts and uncles at our summer get-together. Collecting the eyeglasses of dead people? My niece? I all but fainted. No one I know would ever contemplate, for more than a moment, sharing a tube of her Maybelline with one of her closest sisters - even for an emergency touch-up. Please, rest assured, there are very few things I would not offer to elevate the station of those around me - including my favorite Hermes scarf. But, eyeglasses? (How does one respond with the proper balance of compassion and mortification upon discovering that ones blood relative has come up a few eyelashes short of a complete set? After all, this is my brothers youngest. I was present when she tried on her first push-up. I saved her from the horrors of a bare midriff and the clutches of Birkenstocks. I even taught her the importance of selecting the proper shades of lip-gloss with a reliable matte finish.) And, now this? How would I ever be able to show my face at another family gathering if I allowed Marck to make such a request of Dear Berts in-laws? Certainly, a collection of their personal articles might serve as the centerpiece of a retrospective at the Museum of Contemporary Art or The Chicago Historical Society, but simply boxed up and given to complete strangers? After all, how many other families have had entire neighborhoods (and even a few suburbs) named in honor of their civic commitment)? Not to mention the shadow that would fall on my dear brothers legacy . . . My dear sisters and brothers in the Windy City Cycling Club, I implore you, as you enter the voting booth next month: Please remember what I have taken the time to share with you today. Much has been said this summer about the dangers of allowing Hollywood to continue marketing movies filled sex and violence to 10-year-old children. Is anyone monitoring the contents of so-called documentaries made publicly available to unsuspecting co-eds in the rural environments of our great country? Pardon my hasty departure. My sister-in-law, Betty from Berwyn has asked me to join her for Oktoberfest just over the border in Wisconsin. Does anyone know how to find The Four Seasons in Milwaukee? I wish you the most faaaaabulous Fall! Hugs and kisses, Dr. Bev Help Break the Gridlock Now that the summer biking season is over, many of you may be looking forward to a well-deserved break from pumping the pedals to wearing the pumps. Others may be preparing to move high-gear into wintertime aerobic pursuits. Thats all well and good. We had a successful summer of fun plying the bikeways and trails of this region (and France, for some of you) we call home, the great Midwest. Stealing a weekend away from the cement canyons and the asphalt jungle that is much of Chicago to breathe the fresher air and open-er-up on the two-laners of the Midwest countryside was almost always in order. But for those of us who had to do most of our cycling fighting with Chicagos traffic-weary drivers on congested streets, the beckoning call of the open countryside left us longing. Trips to more bike-friendly locales like Davis and Boulder left us pondering, why not here? This is not to sell short the drastic improvement weve seen in the biking environment here in Northeastern Illinois. New bike lanes and expanded trails seem to pop up almost monthly. Last year Bicycling magazine termed Chicago the best big city for bicycling. (Whos our competition, I wonder?) The gains that have been made improving the metro environment for cycling have not come without effort on the part of advocates and visionaries. Folks who imagine a city where even the least experienced of our neighbors will feel comfortable hopping on the two-wheeler to grab that gallon of milk instead of maneuvering their two-ton, self-contained, personal polluting device along streets designed for 1/8 the traffic. A list of upcoming projects reminds us we have much to be thankful for. Do you avoid the Lakefront Path near Navy Pier because of congestion? POSSIBLY look for a $3.8 million flyover to be constructed in the next year to speed cyclists pass the tourists. Do you ride teeth-clenched over the Diversey Harbor Bridge and S-curve, afraid for life and limb because theres no room to pass the masses? $3.8 million MAY be allocated for a new bridge and alignment for the Path at this point. Frustrated with Willow Rd and Shermer Avenue in Glenview? The $7.4 million Techny Trail MAY be on the way. I stress that these projects MAY happen or are POSSIBLE because the plans are open for public review and comment. Funding for any project could be struck from the official list. These projects are competing for money from a limited pot with road and transit improvements. It is important that government-funding agencies understand that there is public support for bicycle projects like these and more. This region still devotes the lions share of its financial resources to highways. The recent re-focusing of some of those funds to bike, transit and pedestrian projects is partly because of landmark federal legislation passed to address this nations long-standing bias in favor of the internal-combustion engine. Im sure each of you could name other projects that could be implemented to make cycling in and around Chicago easier and more of an option for the average Joe. This past year weve seen the CTA permanently institute its Bikes on Train program and announce that it was equipping all buses on the North Ave. and 63rd St. routes with bike racks. Pace has announced that as funding becomes available, its entire fleet of fixed-route busses will be bike rack-equipped. Thats more than 600 busses on 240 routes throughout six counties. But what about Metra you ask? Ever thought how nice it would be to take Metra to Elgin, ride the Fox Valley Trail to Geneva, have lunch at the Mill Race Inn and then return to Chicago, all without emitting an ounce of CO2. Well, you cant do that, at least without a car. Metra has to this point indicated no willingness to accommodate bikes aboard its trains, not even on weekends when passenger loads are lighter. Cyclists whove attempted to board have been threatened with arrest. Even customers with bikes in carrying bags or bike parts have been harassed by Metra conductors. Metra is a government agency. Its funding comes out of our tax dollars. The agency should be held accountable to the needs of its constituents. Chicago is a non-attainment area with regards to air pollution and any efforts that can be undertaken to divert trips out of the automobile only serve to improve the regions quality of life. Allowing some form of bike access aboard the regions 495-mile commuter rail system expands the reach of commuters and weekend travelers alike. The regions roads have become a free-for-all with a declining level of civility and courtesy. Im sure many among us can recount instances of sheer idiocy or blatant driver disregard for our rights as cyclists. Bicycles are vehicles and as such are entitled to the use of the public streets. Many a driver does not understand or blatantly disregards this fact and it shows. In 1998, 42 bicyclists died while riding their bikes in Illinois. This is an increase over the previous two years. There are many more injuries from crashes with motor vehicles. Exactly how many is not known as the data is woefully inadequate. Data collection must be improved and police must be trained to accurately report crashes involving bicycles. Enforcement of existing traffic safety laws must be stepped-up. Only then can we expect the environment on the streets to improve. Did you know that in Illinois, despite being subject to the same traffic laws as motor vehicles, bicyclists are not intended users of roads? In a case involving an injured cyclist in ex-urban Wayne, the Illinois Supreme Court ruled that municipalities in the state have no responsibility to maintain roads in a manner that is safe for us. Only if the town or city makes expressed accommodations for bicycles are they liable should we be injured because of poor road upkeep. This has sent a chill through town halls across the state and has almost stopped dead continued development of the Grand Illinois Trail. Towns along the proposed route are fearful of being held liable for injuries sustained by cyclists when passing through so are now unwilling to sign the route. The League of Illinois Bicyclists is working to overturn this legislation in the General Assembly. Several members of WCCC recently attended a meeting of the Break The Gridlock organization. This is another of several groups that endeavor to improve the climate for cyclists in Chicago. You probably came away feeling that the task before us, and those who share our vision, is daunting. Cyclists who came before us were not discouraged by the mud-ruts that were our road system at the time of the bicycles invention. It was organizations like the League of American Wheelmen, who in 1880 formed to advocate for paved roads that set the standard for advocacy today. As an organized bicycling organization, I think its time for us to step up to the plate and lend a hand, a voice, a pen, or even financial support to the other organizations in Chicagoland who toil on our behalf. There is power in numbers. Chicagoland Bicycle Federation League of Illinois Bicyclists Chicago Area Transportation Study (for comments on
proposed bike projects) |
WCCC
Fall, Winter, and Spring Debauchery Events Calendar
Event/Contact Person | Location | Date/Time | Comments |
Frontrunners/Frontwalkers/ Frontbrunchers | Totem Pole at Addison | Saturdays
9:00 a.m. and Tuesdays 6:30 p.m. |
Get out of the house and join our friends for a 15-mile run, a 3-mile walk, or something in betwteen. The group gathers back at the Totem Pole before heading to a neighborhood place for breakfast on Saturdays and dinner on Tuesdays. This is a great way to keep those calves and thighs toned during the winter months. |
Your
Mothers Favorite Dish III Tom Hedeen |
5455 North Sheridan Road, Party Room | Sunday,
November 12, 2000 5:00 to 9:00 p.m |
If you have to ask, you must be a new member. This is the event that started it all, back in 1998. Bring the dish your mother always made when you were growing up and the story about why she made it. Also, bring a picture of yourself as a kid, pictures of your mom and dad, and a beverage to share. Come and find out where they got the expression "Mamas boy" (and "Daddys Girl"?). For directions and more information, call Tom Hedeen 773.944.9449) |
Holiday
Cookie-baking & Candy-making Gregg Orlick |
Home
of Gregg Orlick 131 Marietta Dr, San Francisco, CA 94127 Take America West from Midway. Log on to www.ata.com for cheap fares. |
Sunday
December 10, 2000 2:00 to 5:00 p.m. |
Bring your favorite holiday cookie and/or candy receipes, ingredients, and utensils. (This year, there will a strict limit on the number of people allowed to make chocolate chip cookies. Call John for your lottery number.) Watch for the return of Todd, the Gingerbread Circuit Boy! |
Skate
on (Whatever Replaced State) Steve Cain |
Check back here for the new location | Wednesday
December 13, 2000 6:30 p.m. |
Slip off your wingtips, your loafers, or your heels - and lace up that pair of trusty ice skates. Join Steve, Evar, and other trusty souls for this annual tradition. If you cant get there in time to skate, plan to join us for dinner at a nearby restaurant. |
Holiday
High Tea at the Drake Hotel |
The
Drake Hotel 140 E. Walton St. $18.95 per person |
Saturday
December 23, 2000 2:30-5:00 p.m. Come prepared to wait a while for a table. Its worth the wait. |
If youve never experienced the elegance of High Tea, youve been missing one of Chicagos most treasured traditions. Finger sandwiches, petit-fours, The hustle and bustle of holiday shopping will add to the festive atmosphere. Remember to put on your Sunday best. . . and hold those pinkies high! |
Bowling | Marigold
Bowl 828 W. Grace |
Saturday
January 6, 2001 |
Drag out your old bowling shirt, those stylish bowling shoes, and that bowling ball you were always afraid to admit that you own. This is your chance to re-define the social significance of this ever-popular indoor sport. Just be sure that you wear flats. The bowling lane insurance rider is extra. |
Mid-Winter
Chili Party Steve Cain |
Home
of Steve Cain, 3139 West Belden |
Saturday
January 13, 2001 4:00 p.m. |
Got a favorite chili recipe? Want some ideas for different ways to prepare this cold-weather favorite? Or just looking for an excuse to get out of the house without having to get dressed up? Whatever your need, this party will satisfy it! If you dont believe us, check it out! |
Tobogganing
Tom Hedeen |
Some place local | A weeknight in January. . . and, maybe, February. | Has it been a while since youve appreciated a Chicago winter? Because the weather is so unpredictable, call Tom with your name and number. He will call people when the conditions are right. Join this group to remember what made winter so much fun when we were kids! |
Cross-Country
Skiing Evar Strid |
Some place local | A weekend day in January . . . and, maybe, in February. Pray for snow! | Following Toms trusty lead, Evar has offered to gather the faithful for a day or two of cross-country skiing on a weekend in January or February. If you are interested, ask him to add your name and number to the contact list. He will let you know when and where the snow conditions are right or where it has snowed enough. Sounds as unpredictable as a Chicago winter. . . But youre sure to have a great time! |
Super "Bowl" Party III | TBA | Sunday,
January 28, 2001 |
Pick your favorite, most fabulous, bowl. . . Waterford, Tupperware, Pyrex. . . and fill it with something good to eat. Bring it with your favorite beverage to Enrique (oops...I mean Cher. .. No, that was two years ago). There will be a football game on in the other room. for anyone who is interested. Last year, this gathering was the premiere of the unofficial WCCC video by Tom Hedeen! |
Bitter/Sweet
Dessert Party Matt Lagen |
Home
of Matt Lagen 852 West Gunnison |
Saturday
February 10, 2001 |
Bring your favorite (homemade) dessert to share. Got a date for Valentines Day? Tell us about it. Need a date for Valentines Day? Find one here. Never tried Whirly-Ball? Too jaded to consider going out on Valentines Day any more? Indulge your frustration in fabulous cakes and pies. |
Voltaire
or Davenports Cabaret Evening Clyde Alpert |
Voltaire or Davenports | Saturday
February 17, 2001 |
If you havent done a cabaret evening in a while, youre in for a treat. Depending on what shows are at each of these venues, well make a choice about which to choose as the date draws closer. Check the hotline and the website for current information. |
Mid-Winter
Bike Show Tom Hedeen |
TBA | Sunday
February 18, 2001 |
See next summers fashions. Justify bringing your spandex out of storage. Check out some of the cutest bikers in the suburbs. Just dont forget your manners. |
Allyn
Mansion Inn Weekend Get-away Steve Cain |
Allyn
Mansion Inn 511 East Walworth Delavan, WI Call ahead to reserve your room 262.728.9090 |
Friday-Sunday February 23-25, 2001 | Join us for our fourth-annual mid-winter get-away to see our Wisconsin friends. Weve asked Ron and Joe to turn this into another completely Gay Weekend. Beautifully appointed Victorian rooms, a scrumptious breakfast (lo-cal) and dinner each day. Weve gotten so spoiled! |
Spring
Kick-off Party Steve Cain |
Location to be Emailed |
Friday
March 23, 2001 |
This is the big event to kick off the riding season! Take this opportunity to hook up with old friends and make some new ones. Stay tuned to this space for additional details and info on club items that will be at the party for purchase and giveaway! |
Dr.
Beverly's 2000 Social Calendar Recap (Summer Addendum)
by Dr. Beverly Morgan-Parke Before plunging head-long into the fabulous WCCC Fall 2000-2001 Social Season, we must pause for a few moments to give high praise to some very special members of our club. First of all, for hosting a spectacular WCCC Spring and Summer Biking Season Kick-Off Party, our warmest thanks go to Greg Barton. How many house boys would it take to. . . (Oh, pardon me. I forgot this is not my column.) Anyway, Greg, thanks so much! Kudos to Mark C. for hosting a glorious brunch at his Wilmette home, mid-way through the North Branch Trail Ride. Loved finally seeing Ricky in all of his glory. Is he available weekends? The inimitable Ms. Cosgrovia hosted the second annual WCCC excursion to the South of France. Thank you, dear, for ensuring our continental presence! And, what about the fabulous Welcome Back AIDS Riders Barbecue and Pool Party at the home of Tim Dugan and Robert Cowan? There are no words! Memories of Mr. Howe and 7th Grade gym class . . . revised and updated for The New Millennium. (If we'd been allowed to have chicken fights like those, all of us would have finished at the top of the class. But then, the staff at the Parke School would have much more difficulty filling our fall semester classes.) Only a few days later, Marty Dolan hosted us for our first ever membership meeting preceded by a delicious cookout. Along with the traditional hotdogs and chips, he served some lovely salads...and topped off the meal with brownie ice cream sundaes! (Fortunately, we'd fulfilled our annual swimsuit commitment the previous weekend, so we were free to indulge. Besides, there were still nearly three months of bike rides remaining that would allow us to work off the extra.) Then, there was the sumptuous breakfast at the Lake Forest home of Frank Haas during North Shore Trail Ride at the end of July. What can I say? First of all, Frank: Did you ever find the owner of that last pair cycling shorts (of high-quality, waist-tied, ultra-suede black chamois with tapered edges - no bumps anywhere - and 8-ounce Lycra with flat-stitch construction for less abrasion and greater strength and durable leg grip elastic with low profile for comfort)? If not, I have room in one of my hat boxes for off-season storage. Oh, and thank you for a delicious meal and tour of your truly stunning garden. Finally, (but only chronologically speaking), our heartfelt thanks go out to our own Tim Sherck and Mark Whidden of Frontrunners/Frontwalkers for organizing and hosting Campy Camping III. What a feat! Nearly 50 gay men and lesbians gathered in Michigan to sleep in tents, sit around a campfire, and eat outside. (And there was not a broken nail or flask of Girl Scout water to be found.) Oops! Can't forget to thank Tom Hedeen and all the boys who helped to fill our coffers at the Big Chicks Tag Day on October 1st. You guys are amazing! (I hope I have not missed anyone. If I have, please accept our thanks and blame this polish remover. Antonio promised me it was made from only natural ingredients. I'll have to watch him more closely!) Dear ones all,
it's the tireless devotion of hosts and coordinators such
as you that make this club truly A-list. Thank you
sincerely for your generosity and commitment! b |
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Thank our Sponsors
By Giving Them Your
Support!
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Chiropractor (773) 525-9355 |
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Write us at: Windy City Cycling Club 1658 N. Milwaukee Ave., #171 Chicago, IL 60647 Visit us on the web: wccc.iscool.net Email us: [email protected] Call us on the Hotline: (312) 458-9841 |